JERRY -
Jerry is the failed comic book artist turned failed video store owner. He's dissatisfied with his life and is very much looking for a change, or at least something extraordinary to happen to spark the change he seeks. He has a slight crush on the popular movie character Jade from the VAMPIRE HUNTER JADE series of films.

AL -
Al is the failed Chef who is also dissatisfied with his life and is looking to make a change as well. If only he didn't have a major obsession with the movie franchise and video game series known as SPACE REAPERS, a futuristic tale of space soldiers battling evil aliens. When not selling homemade desserts out of his car, he spends much time playing the Space Reapers video game and day dreaming.

BOBBY-
The action adventurer, constantly in search of treasure, strange artifacts, or obscure movie memorabilia. He models his life after the popular action adventure movie hero JAKE TEMPLE. He's always away and shows up occasionally only to drop of his latest find in the basement where he lives.

JADE -
The fictional heroine of the VAMPIRE HUNTER JADE series. Despite her young look and petite body, Jade is super strong and is trained in several styles of fighting. She often utilizes wooden daggers, and a 9mm gun that fires garlic filled rounds in order to defeat the Vampire army.

LAWRENCE POTTER -
The masked killer of the MURDER MAYHEM series of horror movies. A bulging muscular killer, who doesn't speak, and finds unique ways of murdering young teenagers. He's been killed several times in 9 sequels, and it seems there is no way to stop him.

DR. MASON SHATTER -
The mad serial killer from the horror film SHATTER. Former Psychologist turned Psycho Killer. Although he often utilizes sharp objects to murder his victims, he often utilizes words and a sparkling crystal on a chain to hypnotize his victims into killing themselves. Shatter is super smart and loves to pull peoples psyches apart before murdering them.

THE VAMPIRE SORTIA -
THE VAMPIRE QUEEN who's only passion is feeding on humans and turning them into the undead to further build her Vampire army. She does like to dance though.

COMMODORE BLOOD -
From the movie PIRATE BLOOD. The pirate captain of the dark seas, who, like every pirate only thirsts for battle and treasure.

KENJI NINJA MASTER -
From the movie SHADOW BLOOD NINJA WARRIOR. The master of all Ninja. The secret assassin who specializes in the quiet kill.

ZOMBIE JACK -
From the movie 300 ZOMBIES. He's a zombie. He bites people. When not biting people, he walks around alot and moans.